For the Marines who’ve heard every crayon joke in the book—and still laugh every time—we present the ultimate wax-based honor: the Patriotic Crayon Ration Box, now featuring a streamlined, bold trio of red, white, and blue crayons. Because when you open your stash, you should be reminded of what matters most: pride, humor, and a little waxy fun.
3D printed with care and sarcasm in equal measure, this one-of-a-kind crayon case holds three waxy essentials—red, white, and blue—perfect for field ops, office desks, or barracks banter.
Includes:
1 Crayon Ration Box (crafted with love & a Bambou Lab 3D printer)
3 crayons in classic patriotic colors
Whether it’s for a boot fresh outta basic, a seasoned vet, or just the Marine in your life who knows how to take a joke (and maybe a bite), this gift hits every mark: hilarious, heartfelt, and just a little waxy.
A tribute in every lid. A snack in every slot. Semper Fi, one crayon at a time.
