For the Marines who’ve heard every crayon joke in the book—and still laugh every time—we present the ultimate wax-based honor: the USMC Crayon Ration Box, now upgraded with a bold “USMC” proudly displayed beneath the lid. Because when you open your snack stash, you should be reminded who you are: United, Strong, Motivated, and Craving Crayons.
3D printed with care and sarcasm in equal measure, this one-of-a-kind crayon case holds four waxy essentials—in red, yellow, green, and blue—perfect for field ops, office desks, or barracks banter.
Includes:
1 Crayon Ration Box (made with love & a Bambou Lab 3D printer)
4 crayons in the finest primary flavors
“USMC” stamped on the inside of the lid for that subtle, salty pride
Whether it’s for a boot fresh outta basic, a seasoned vet, or just the Marine in your life who knows how to take a joke (and maybe a bite), this gift hits every mark: hilarious, heartfelt, and just a little waxy.
A tribute in every lid. A snack in every slot. Semper Fi, one crayon at a time.
