US Marine Corps Tactical Gum Ration Box Set – Triple the Colors, Triple the Firepower (and the Laughs)
Attention, Marines: Why settle for one tactical snack delivery system when you can have the full patriotic arsenal? This set of three USMC Tactical Gum Ration Boxes is locked, loaded, and ready to deploy — one in red, one in white, and one in blue.
Each 3D-printed box comes armed with a single crayon-shaped, fruit-flavored gum — because sometimes you just need that emergency morale boost (and the occasional reminder that yes, Marines do eat crayons, and they make it look good).
What’s Inside:
3 USMC Tactical Gum Ration Boxes — one red, one white, one blue (all 3D printed to withstand maximum roasting)
3 Crayon-shaped gums — each a surprise flavor from one of six colorful options (real Marines adapt, overcome, and chew whatever flavor they’re given)
Perfect For:
Boot camp grads who deserve a triple salute of sarcasm and pride
Patriotic care packages that pack a punch (and a chuckle)
Promotion gifts — because with rank comes great responsibility… and better crayon jokes
Desk displays that scream, “Yeah, I eat crayons — I’ve got a whole fleet of boxes for it.”
Crayon jokes are forever — and so is Marine pride. Stack ’em. Salute ’em. Laugh it off.
