USMC Tactical Gum Ration Box – Red Edition (Because Camouflage is Overrated)
When stealth is optional but style is mandatory, reach for our red USMC Tactical Gum Ration Box! Specially designed for Marines who aren’t afraid to embrace the crayon-eating jokes — and snack on some fruity goodness while they’re at it.
This 3D printed, red beauty comes packed with one individually wrapped, fruit-flavored crayon-shaped gum — perfect for any Marine who knows that the real secret to success might just be... snacks.
Includes:
1 Bold red USMC Tactical Gum Ration Box (3D printed with pride)
1 Crayon-shaped gum — color will be a surprise from one of six colorful flavor options (because real Marines adapt, overcome, and chew whatever flavor they’re given)
Ideal For:
Birthday pranks and boot camp laughs
Promotion ceremonies (with a side of humor)
Deployment care packages that actually bring a smile
Desk displays for the Marine who’s “embracing their inner artist”
Warning: May cause uncontrollable grinning and spontaneous "oorahs" at the first sight of this tiny tactical masterpiece. Because sometimes, the best armor is a good sense of humor.
