Attention, Devil Dogs! Time to pick your weapon of choice — crayons or gum — and embrace the legendary Marine Corps humor! Whether you're shopping for yourself or for your favorite Marine, this 3D printed Marine Box is the perfect way to honor the iconic (and hilarious) crayon joke while adding a little extra fun to your day.
Choose Your Mission: Crayons or Gum
🔴 Crayon Option: If you choose crayons, you'll receive four classic colors: red, yellow, green, and blue. Tested and battle-ready, these crayons are the perfect tribute to the long-standing Marine tradition. Packed in a sturdy, tactical crayon ration box, they’ll sit proudly on your desk, in your gear, or next to your challenge coins for the ultimate Marine gag gift.
🔵 Gum Option: Prefer a sweet treat over a colorful snack? Choose the gum option, and get a whole box of crayon gum. The box is packed with a mix of crayon-shaped gum pieces, but the colors inside aren’t guaranteed to include the classic red, yellow, green, and blue.(But don't worry — laughs are always guaranteed!)
What's Included:
1 Tactical Marine Box
4 Crayons in red, yellow, green, and blue (if you choose crayons)
A whole box of crayon-shaped gum (if you choose gum)
Perfect For:
Birthdays, promotions, or graduations
Marine Corps fans who love the joke
Boot camp or deployment gifts
A unique, fun way to enjoy the crayon meme!
Whether you’re in the field or at your desk, these boxes are sure to get a laugh (and maybe even a sweet moment) from any Marine. Let the humor flow with this one-of-a-kind gag gift that’s built for fun and backed by pride.
