Attention, Devil Dogs! It’s time to embrace the joke and eat up the fun. Whether you're a proud Marine or shopping for one, this handcrafted crayon ration box is the perfect tribute to the long-standing (and hilarious) joke that crayons are the preferred snack of the Corps.
Crafted with precision using our Bambou Lab 3D printer, this one-of-a-kind crayon field case holds four essential "flavors" of crayons – because every Marine deserves options when the MREs just aren’t cutting it.
Includes:
1 Tactical Crayon Ration Box
4 battle-tested crayons (red, yellow, green, and blue)
Perfect for birthdays, boot camp graduations, promotions, deployments, or just for that Marine who always takes the joke in stride. Whether it’s sitting on a desk, packed into a ruck, or proudly displayed next to their challenge coins, this gag gift always gets a laugh (and maybe a snack).
