You asked for freedom with your crayons? We delivered. This hilarious Marine gag gift just got even more motivated. Introducing the upgraded version of our best-selling Marine Corps Crayon Ration Box—now featuring an American flag printed on the inside of the lid, because nothing says Semper Fi like snacking under the stars and stripes.
3D printed with care (and a good dose of sarcasm) using our Bambou Lab printer, this tactical wax snack case holds 4 crayons in battle-ready red, yellow, green, and blue—perfect for the elite crayon connoisseur.
A hidden American flag inside the lid (because freedom should always come standard)
Perfect for boot camp send-offs, promotions, retirements, birthdays, or just messing with your favorite jarhead. Proudly display it on a desk, in a ruck, or next to those hard-earned stripes—it’s funny, patriotic, and 100% Marine-approved (probably).
