They say Marines eat crayons… so we made them a proper container. 🍴🖍️ But now we’re stepping it up a notch—with customization! 🎖️
This handcrafted, 3D-printed Marine Crayon Box isn't just hilarious—it's personal. Open the lid and reveal one of 17 badass options printed underneath, from "DEVIL DOGS" to "DAD", "SEMPER FI", or even "LUNCH" (you know who you are). Whether it’s a tribute, a title, or just plain Marine pride, your box gets its own flavor of funny and fierce.
🧰 Pick from these under-the-lid options: ❤️🔥 AMERICAN FLAG 🔥 USMC 👨👧 DAD 🐶 DEVIL DOGS 🤝 BROTHER 🎖️ GUNNY 💪 MOM 🖍️ CRAYOLA ⚓ SEMPER FI 🐍 LEATHERNECK 🍔 LUNCH 🎖️ CORPORAL 🪖 MARINES 🎖️ LANCE CORPORAL 🫡 SITFU 🎖️ SERGEANT 🤍 SISTER
🎁 Each order includes:
1 hilarious field-ration-style crayon box
4 waxy “rations” in primary colors
All the laughs your Marine (or Devil Pup) can handle
Perfect for promotions, retirements, birthdays, deployments, or just giving your favorite crayon-muncher a well-earned chuckle. This box is high-speed, low-drag, and 100% made with love (and sarcasm).
